Monthly Archives: November 2011

Groominator Or Furminator For Cats – WhatEVER!

You humans and your fur issues. Really. Why not just shave all of the family pets and call it a day. No…how about covering us in glue so a single piece of hair doesn’t land on your couch. Maybe you can just make little plastic suits for us to walk around in. What is with you people? You don’t like our designs that we leave when shredding the arm of your favorite recliner…and you cannot stand our fur. What DO you like about us? For those of you who just have to do all you can to minimize our NATURAL … Continue reading

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I Lose My Cool With A Tunnel Or Crinkle Bag For Cats

What is it about the sound of a crinkle tunnel, sack or bag that makes me humiliate myself and need to crawl inside? As a sophisticated cat, I pride myself on looking down on others most days. But when you owners throw a delightful, crinkly environment in front of me, watch me turn into mush. I don’t care what shape or size it is, I’m stuffing my 20+ pound body into it, like dressing goes into a Thanksgiving turkey. I guess we cats have to admit it – we love tight spaces and crinkly sounds. Not sure where that evolutionary … Continue reading

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Save My Life With A Petsafe Electronic, Battery Powered Cat Feeder

Every day I worry about what would happen to me if my owners were hit by a garbage truck, bus or what have you. Who would feed me? The food is kept in a tight storage container, so I would have no hope to unscrew the lid and feed myself. Then I heard about electronic cat feeders. Yes!! These gadgets are saving the lives of cats everywhere! Now, when their owners are involved in some kind of CAT-astrophic event, our grumbling kitty tummies can be tended to. An auto cat feeder runs on batteries, and serves up a certain amount … Continue reading

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The Best Cat Houses For Outdoor Cats, Or An Indoor Cat, Too!

Ok, the best cat houses for outdoor cats are to LET US INSIDE! Honestly, a small cat playpen vs. a 3 bedroom, 2 bath home…hmm…let me think. Get a cat door and let’s move on! But I do realize, being a cat, that there are times you cannot handle the thought of being without me – who wouldn’t? If you want to take me camping, let me out in the sun without risk of being attacked by coyotes or protect me indoors from your best friend’s toddler who is mesmerized by yanking on my tail, a cat outdoor enclosure is … Continue reading

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Say Goodbye To Cat Litter With The CatGenie 120

The CatGenie 120 Self-Washing Self-Flushing Cat Box is making felines everywhere wake up from their naps and yell “Hoorah!” I’m one of those cats. Though I live in a motorhome full time, so can’t use an automatic litter box (my litterbox is in the shower of the rv, I kid you not…), I’m an advocate for kitties everywhere, because I am one! Listen up cat lovers, your feline friend is tired of having dusty kitty litter stick to his or her paws. Also, while I’m on a roll, though we do cover up our messes, it is only because we … Continue reading

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Cool Window Seats For Cats – The Purr-fect Perches

      You might be a cat’s owner, but I’m an actual cat. It should follow then that you pay attention to my every word, given I’m the expert here. These window seats for cats, often called window perches, are a must in every home. I’m a cat who lives full time in an rv, so I get to lay on the large dashboard of the motorhome these days. But if I ever get out of this recreational vehicle, I will insist on a house full of these! Felines need to perch…it’s what we do. No one really knows … Continue reading

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Cat Climbing Shelves Make Us Cats The Perfect Room Decor

  If you’re redecorating your house, let me tell you a decor trick – cat climbing shelves! Honestly, you humans have very little taste. Hanging tacky photos on the wall, as well as dust catchers like vases and figurines of farm animals, conveys to us cats that you need some serious fashion help. Why not consider purchasing the The Refined Feline Cat Cloud Cat Shelves in Titanium, Left Facing, to show your unique style and great taste? They are available in white and titanium, can be purchased in either left or right facing models and can hold 75 pounds of … Continue reading

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Kittywalk Strollers – Pet Stroller Carriers For A Cool Cat Like Me

The Kittywalk Fifth Avenue Pet Stroller, For Pets Up to 25 Pounds, Blue is amazing. All I can say, as a cat speaking for cats everywhere, is “it’s about time!” If you REALLY want to take me here, there and everywhere, stop dragging my carcass down the sidewalk with a harness and please, just buy one of these pet strollers, and transport me in style! For all of those camping cats I know, this is a perfect way to take them on short hikes, to the lake and what have you. Don’t leave them in the car or tent, for heaven’s … Continue reading

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The Drinkwell 360 Cat Fountain, Provides Water And Peace

I’m a pretty simple cat, not needing much fancy stuff to keep me content. But let me tell you cat owners, you’ve gotta get your cats the Drinkwell 360 Pet Fountain. My feline friend, Tom, was worried about his sleeping habits. He was only able to sleep about 16 hours a day. But now that he has this pet fountain, he is sleeping nearly 20! What a relief…really thought something was wrong with the poor fella. This awesome pet fountain finally gives cats the opportunity to drink filtered water, like you people and your water bottles. Maybe the family dog … Continue reading

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